Tuesday, February 19, 2008

barack obama

with the help of www.barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com me and friends have created some more reasons why we should all vote for Barack.

barack obama participated in your chain message
barack obama took you out to dinner and a movie
barack obama watched your kids when you went out to dinner with your spouse
barack obama called in sick for you when you wanted to go to the beach
barack obama snapped for you after you read your poem at open mic
barack obama played djembe for you on your open mic night
barack obama and yourself dressed up as salt and pepper shakers for halloween
barack obama made you chicken noodle soup and team when you weren't feeling well
barack obama saved you from drowning
barack obama bought you aloe vera for your sunburn
barack obama translated for you on your trip to chile
barack obama dressed like a clown for your son's birthday party
barack obama made all the lights green when you were running late for work
barack obama gave you his gold medal from the 1980 olympics
barack obama gave your daughter away at her wedding
barack obama requested gloria estefan on the morning radio show
barack obama toasted you at his inaguration ceremony

19 comments:

Jon said...

-Barack Obama prescribed penicilin for you at Longs pharmacy
-Barack Obama loves your grandma's meatloaf
-Barack Obama loves to listen to your Meatloaf record
-Barack Obama changed your oil
-Barack Obama provided you the answers to your Anatomy test
-Barack Obama slept outside the opening of the newest Chick-Fil-A overnight so you could eat there for free
-Barack Obama made you a paper airplane

Anonymous said...

LOL holy shit you guys are gonna be the next Chuck Norris is a badass list! This is the best!

Anonymous said...

I totally forgot about Chick-Fil-A until just now. I had no idea there were ones in California.

Unknown said...

I love the snapped at your open mic night poem one

-Barack Obama helped you carry your books from the library.

-Barack Obama proofread your essay.

-Barack Obama woke you up early in the morning to make sure you weren't late for class.

-Barack Obama cleaned the shower for you.

im a little less creative today.

Anonymous said...

-barack obama let you rub his head for good luck

Anonymous said...

- Barack Obama paid your late fees at the library.
- Barack Obama took care of your dog when you were on vacation.
- Barack Obama joined your book club.
- Barack Obama got you Conan O'Brien tickets.
- Barack Obama gave you his frequent flyer miles.
- Barack Obama loaned you his skate key.
- Barack Obama translated "War & Peace" for you.
- Barack Obama drove your friends home from the bar.
- Barack Obama bought your coffee this morning.
- Barack Obama reordered your contacts for you.
- Barack Obama changed the oil in your car.
- Barack Obama reminded you to mail your taxes.
- Barack Obama took you to Golfland.
- Barack Obama helped you dye your hair.
- Barack Obama Tivo'd "No Reservations" for you.
- Barack Obama wrote your letter of recommendation for grad school.
- Barack Obama played Rosencrantz and you were Guildenstern.
- Barack Obama gave you five stars on Yelp.
- Barack Obama updated the software on your iPhone.
- Barack Obama made reservations for you.
- Barack Obama really liked that book you recommended.
- Barack Obama saved a parking spot for you.

Anonymous said...

SERIOUSLY? This is the fucking worst.

Franny said...

- Barack Obama ate the tongue of the prisoner that harassed you.

brian jensen said...

barack obama screened the anonymous posts for you before they can be read by the public

Jon said...

barack obama admitted that he was the anonymous post

cvm said...

well, i guess the last 5 are really the most important for me. esp the one where barack gave my daughter away at her wedding. that was HUGE.

also,HI!!

Unknown said...

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check it out

Anonymous said...

-Barack Obama protected you from identity theft
-Barack Obama tipped you more than the recommended amount
-Barack Obama set your clocks ahead for daylight savings time
-Barack Obama found your missing sock
-Barack Obama helped you pick your NCAA tournament bracket
-Barack Obama hailed you a cab
-Barack Obama knows what that bump under your nose is called
-Barack Obama encouraged you to "go with the driver"
-Barack Obama thinks you look thin in those pants
-Barack Obama saved you from cannibals
-Barack Obama can the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise
-Barack Obama sits in the "splash zone" at Sea World
-Barack Obama had a star named after you
-Barack Obama gave his spare change to a subway musician
-Barack Obama flipped your mattress
-Barack Obama only attacks his own countries when playing "Risk"
-Barack Obama was was a guest judge on Project Runway
-Barack Obama saw his shadow, six weeks more winter!
-Barack Obama was the purple teletubby

Anonymous said...

-Barack Obama got 3 out of 4 from Ms. Johnson on his "Giver" reading log
-Barack Obama always cries "MISS" when playing battleship
-Barack Obama turned the scoreboard off at Conner's baseball game when the score got out of hand
-Barack Obama thinks we should leave Britney alone

Anonymous said...

-Barack Obama dug you a hole
-Barack Obama is the third guy from the right in the Star Wars bar scene
-Barack Obama put you in his top 8 on MySpace
-Barack Obama gives out full sized candy bars on Halloween

Anonymous said...

-Barack Obama thinks Hillary should win

Anonymous said...

Barack Obama made you the perfect s'more
Barack Obama thinks Starbuck's coffee sizes should be small, medium and large

Anonymous said...

Barack Obama tutored your slow sister
Barack Obama taught you to play the flute
Barack Obama donated his hair to "locks of love"
Barack Obama watered your ficus
Barack Obama is a HUGE John Belushi fan

Anonymous said...

Barack Obama bought you a rooster when your alarm clock broke