Saturday, May 20, 2006

no stolen ipods or vandalized car

when i came home last night there were dudes in the bushes next to my house. i live on a quiet street, no dudes do stuff like that here.

a conversation on instant messanger today with me and a friend:
-6 45 burrito factory almaden
-?

ok ok ok
i went there yesterday
-totally

what does that mean
-you know
-c'mon

ok
chillax
-sleazy style

cutoff jeans/slicked back sneakers
-jeanless/slicked back sneakers

"why the assholes is bitches?"
-dont you dare start with me

its unheard of. except for that one guys. he/they is not
-if jesus were black, the last supper would have been with chicken and waffles.

and pepsi
-and watermelon and fried chicken

or sprite
-and a 40

of liquid
gatorade
-no

did you hear about speed 4
-the new drug? yeah. someone was telling me about it yesterday....i forget who it was
-it supposed to be crazy


reason enough to why i love my friends

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

brian, what are you talking about? do you honestly think your car will get jacked at our house? the closest thing to vandalism on our street is when the goddard's set up their christmas/hanukkah/kwanzaa/santa lights every winter...

brian jensen said...

no. but the other night as i pulled into my usual parking spot, there were two guys smoking next to that big bush/tree thing between the basketball hoop and the sidewalk (right beside my car). i instantly became nervous because i was next to them, and i had a lit up ipod in hand, so i figured it would be safer if i kept the ipod in the car instead of in arms length of them. but nothing happened, nor do i know who those guys were.

Jon said...

cause we all know cigarettes = vandalism

brian jensen said...

and doo-rags.